You see the picutre on the box. It seems intersting. Purchase. You dump out all the peices. On a hard surface. The peices are scattered on the table. You are sure you will complete it. It takes 15 days. You realize that there are 2 peices missing. There is a peice in the top center. A peice in the middle. Aggervation. You re-scatter the peices. You throw the pieces in the trash. Not bothering to put them back in the box. Trash day. You find the missing peices in the bag from the store.
HOkay, so here’s the earth... chillin’. "Dang that's a sweet earth you might say"... ROUND!!
Alright ruling out- the ices caves melting, meteors becoming crash into us, the ozone leaving and the sun exploding we’re definitely gonna blow ourselves up!
HOkay, so basically we got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK, and US... with nukes, we got about twenty-six hundred more than anyone else... Whatever.
Anyway, one day we decide those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down!! So we launch a nuke at China and while on the way their like, "Shit shit who the fuck is shooting us? Oh well fire the missiles!" and France is like "Shit guys look at the missiles they’re coming... FIRE OUR SHIT!!!" "But I’m Le Tired...." "Well have a nap... THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!!!!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like, "WTF mate?" India and Pakistan launch their shit. So now we got missiles flying everywhere passing each other. So Russia is like, "AHH! MOTHER LAND!" and England's like, "It’s about time there, eh chap..." "Right oh" So the US is like, "Fuck we’re dumb asses..." Canada is like, "What's going on ,eh?" Australia is still like, "WTF" Mars is laughing at us and some huge meteor is like, "Well fuck that..." So now we got nuclear winter and everyone's dead... except Australia and their still like "WTF", but they’ll be dead soon.... Fucking kangaroos...
But supposed as we don't blow ourselves up... Us Californians just have to worry about California breaking of the United states.... To hang with Hawaii... Alaska can come too... THE END!!!!!!!
You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good!
Katie Norris is selling ME for opening bid of $150, make all checks and offers out to Katie Norris, all procedes benifit the Katie-Is-Poor and Brittnay-wants-a-boy foundations. All reasonable offers concidered. We appricate your service.
IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
after years of marrige the husabands finally told his wife that is she would only firm up her butt a little she wouldnt ahve to keep useing her girdle. "really?" replied the wife. "and if you firmed up your fick i wouldnt have to keep using your best friend!"
my emotions are a FUCKING chain of dominos. one god damn thing goes wrong and that one SINGLE domino falls...they ALL fucking begin to fall. so then, i have to go all the way back to the beginning and set every FUCKING one of them up again.
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